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#DDWN: Fist-bumping record! * Robber steals honeybuns! * Library book returns 40yrs late! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
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#DDWN: Fist-bumping record! * Robber steals honeybuns! * Library book returns 40yrs late! * & MORE!
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#DDWN: Fist-bumping record! * Robber steals honeybuns! * Library book returns 40yrs late! * And MORE in today’s DAILY DOSE OF WEIRD NEWS! http://www.DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com http://www.MarlarHouse.com/Audiobooks HIRE ME/WEBSITE: http://www.MarlarHouse.com FACEBOOK:   / darrenmarlar   TWITTER:   / darrenmarlar   BECOME A PATRON:   / darrenmarlar  

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WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar

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Top Gun 2 is a GO! * And 10 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Snoop Dog gets his own game show! * And 9 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Loch Ness Monster spotted! * And 9 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Mom is allergic to unborn baby! * And 9 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Steven Seagal banned from Ukraine! * And 13 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Magical Unicorn Causes Lawsuit! * And 11 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Man marries daughter of current wife! * And 10 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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People who swear have larger vocabularies! * And 9 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Scariest mug shot ever! * And 11 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Solid Gold Darth Vader Mask For Auction!! * And 10 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Woman gives birth in zoo! * And 11 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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America has a clown shortage! * And 8 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Eating boogers is good for you! * And 11 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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What Are My Little Pony Burgers Made Of? * And 10 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Underwear reflects the economy! * And 9 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Man licks ____ to win bet! * And 10 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Can spicy foods help you live longer? * And 10 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Your cat is manipulating you! * And 8 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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A visit from the Easter Alligator! * And 13 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Eight month old baby is a giant! * And 13 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Will Shia LaBeouf disappear for a month? * And 7 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Man divorces wife for being possessed by the Devil! * And 11 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Woman weds stranger who texts her! * And 9 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Hillary Clinton high heel pumps! * And 10 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Bat found in salad! * And 15 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Man builds then marries fembot! * And 11 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Real mermaid found; her name is Joanna! * And 11 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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14 More Transformers Movies?! * And 11 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Parrots getting themselves high! * And 11 more true weird news stories! #DDWN

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Grandma gets a face full of poop! * And 11 more weird news stories! #DDWN

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You can’t take grandma to the prom! * And 11 more weird news stories! #DDWN

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Santa arrested for selling cocaine! And 10 more weird news stories! #DDWN

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Parents sell baby on Craigslist! And 14 more weird news stories! #DDWN

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Kanye to reboot America Idol, paid menstrual leave, and 8 more weird news stories! #DDWN

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Bigfoot causes car crash! * And 11 more weird news stories! #DDWN

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Shark stalks actress! - And 7 more weird news stories! #DDWN

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Snooki inspires statewide legislation! And 10 more weird news stories! #DailyDoseOfWeirdNews #DDWN

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Wanna be happy? Delete your Facebook! - And 6 more weird news stories! #DailyDoseOfWeirdNews #DDWN

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Would you drink sewage water beer? And 18 more weird news stories! #DailyDoseOfWeirdNews #DDWN

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Shaq thinks the world is flat – and 14 other weird news stories! #DailyDoseOfWeirdNews #DDWN

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Your brain lives on after you die – and 13 other weird news stories! * #DailyDoseOfWeirdNews #DDWN

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Queen Elizabeth’s “Secret Code!” and 10 more weird news stories! * #DailyDoseOfWeirdNews #DDWN

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Has your dog been lying to you? And 11 more strange news stories! * Daily Dose of Weird News! #DDWN

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I just found I’m a male chauvinist pig! And MORE in today’s Daily Dose of Weird News! #DDWN

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Cobra found in toilet! Funeral for lizard! And MORE in today’s Daily Dose of Weird News! #DDWN

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8-yr old lifts car off dad! ET’s heard in space! And MORE in today’s Daily Dose of Weird News! #DDWN

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Vampires arrested, Robot line cook, 100K diapers stolen! * Daily Dose of Weird News #DDWN

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Grandmas get into gunfight! Pink water in Canada! Daily Dose of Weird News #DDWN

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Man thinks he’s Spiderman and falls off building! (And MORE!) Daily Dose of Weird News #DDWN

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Scientists teach bumblebees to play soccer! * And MORE in the DAILY DOSE OF WEIRD NEWS! #DDWN

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Kindergarten teacher uses Ouija board with students! * And MORE in the DAILY DOSE OF WEIRD NEWS!

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Smart Robots About To Outnumber Humans! *** And MORE in today's DAILY DOSE OF WEIRD NEWS! #DDWN

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Woman shoots boyfriend in groin 7 times! And MORE in today's DAILY DOSE OF WEIRD NEWS! #DDWN

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Selfie deaths are still on the rise! And more in today's DAILY DOSE OF WEIRD NEWS! #DDWN

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More UFO sighting than ever! * Witches curse Trump! DAILY DOSE OF WEIRD NEWS! #DDWN

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Racists are demanding a racism-free zone! HUH?!?! ... DAILY DOSE OF WEIRD NEWS! #DDWN

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WEIRD NEWS: Beatles back together? * Armless woman breaks record! * Cursive law! * Pluto a planet?

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WEIRD NEWS: Exorcism goes wrong! * Tigers live in their house! * Dump Facebook, be happier!

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WEIRD NEWS: Tom Brady butt tattoo! * Lady sat in chair 7 months! * George Michael still not buried!

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WEIRD NEWS: Raman noodles assault! * Men fall in love faster! * Cat found 600 miles from home!

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WEIRD NEWS: 64yr-old gives birth! * Science cures hangovers! * Tattoos beat colds? * And MORE! #DDWN

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WEIRD NEWS: Thieves steal books! * Trump heroin! * Giant catapult found! * And MORE! #DDWN

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Weird News #DDWN: Adolph Hitler arrested! * Burger King romantic? * Boss requires selfies! * & MORE!

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Weird News #DDWN: Smuggled brains! * Police chase stops for gas! * Chef Michelle Obama? * And MORE!

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Weird News #DDWN: Death of the butterflies! * Prevagen hoax? * Lego Batman vs 50 Shades! * & MORE!

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Weird News #DDWN: Pizza wedding registry? * Bored wristwatch! * Hotel with strangers? * And MORE!

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Weird News #DDWN: Cops called on dancers! * Most expensive Lego! * Tom Brady PJs! * And MORE!

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Weird News #DDWN: Dog show with cats? * Monk arrested for meth! * Pink disses Lady Gaga! * And MORE!

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😆 #DDWN: 300 coffees at once / J. Depp’s mo. spending / Hate while U date / $1.1M lost on bet

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😆Father encourages suicide! * 106yr-old bride! * Cheerleader sues NFL! * Trump Vs Arnold! * #DDWN

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😆 Dead elk gets revenge! * Kristen Stewart’s SNL oops! * Man’s funeral addiction! * & MORE! #DDWN

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😂 Naked man washes car! * Bacon supply at all time low! * Cops using lassos! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Beware the halftime flush! * Strange sound in the Arctic! * PacMan creator dies! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Get weed at Burger King! * Boobs no longer fashionable! * Tigers kill zoo visitor! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Fat men are hot! * Lawyer sues Popeye’s chicken! * Low pants will get ya arrested! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Superbowl Monday holiday? * Drunk pulls himself over! * Rent a room at Graceland! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Carjackers take kid to school! * School pulls kids’ teeth! * Walmart selling cars! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Lady in tub survives tornado toss! * Trump orders wall built! * Frankenapples! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Anti-junk food ads make you fat! * Airline hires storyteller! * Animatronic Trump! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Man names son “Trump”! * Patrick Stewart is POOP! * Escaped Marbles & Skittles! * And MORE! #DDWN

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Man gives own kidney to wife as gift! * Man has 14 DWI’s! * Trump eyeing 2020! * And MORE! #DDWN

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Shark turns asexual! * Fired IT guy extorts employer! * Trump scalpers nightmare! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Betty White is 95! * Trump takes weekend off? * Woman robs paramedics! * & MORE! #DDWN

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New Starbucks drink cures constipation? * 22yrs in prison for stealing TV remote! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Woman fakes husband’s murder! * Girl branded for boyfriend! * Ringling Bros ending! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Marvel CEO to advise Trump! * Lola Kirke death threats over armpit hair! * and MORE! #DDWN

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Friday the 13th! * CNN is whacko! * Joe Frazier still alive?* New Taco Bell item! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Spotify offers Obama job! * KKK protests Trump! * Elephant sized cows! * Bye Yahoo! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Granny arrested 39 times! * Zombie apocalypse study! * Mullet man sues everybody! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Man hides $20M in mattress! * Germany littered with Easter eggs! * Vacuum shoes! * & MORE! #DDWN

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South Korea’s “Decapitation Unit” * Dumbest robber ever! * Pope gets a McDonald’s! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Rousey overrated! * Robot bed! * Sheriff jailed after 3 days on job! * Finland’s free money! * #DDWN

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Failed exorcism! * Disney makes money on Carrie Fisher’s death! * Car lost for 5yr! * & more! #DDWN

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Millipede with 4 penises! * Lose weight in the tub! * Pitbulls don't wear sweaters! * & more! #DDWN

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Whale of a New Year’s Eve! * KFC sued for $20M! * Woman fired for stopping robbery! * & more! #DDWN

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Worse than Monday? * China punishes single parents! * Cops break window to save wig! * & more! #DDWN

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Man sues over Extra-Value Meals! * Kodak smartphone? * Saunas prevent dementia? * & more! #DDWN

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On trial for farting! * The science of Oreos! * Boy apologizes to pro soccer team! * & more! #DDWN

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2017 Cursed? * Aliens among us? * Santa win in court! * Sahara snow! * Giraffes hum! * & more! #DDWN

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Mario Run dominates! * Santa’s letters! * Brawl at Chuck E Cheese! * Olympic cheerleading? * & more!

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Pole-dance competition! * Candy Crush TV show? * Woman sells + pregnancy tests! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Einstein Proves How Santa does it! * Fruitcake Coffee! * Book returns 122yrs late! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Squirrel war against X-mas! * Crooks butt dial 911! * Whole police dept. quits! * & MORE! #DDWN

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KFC candle! * We’re dying sooner! * Root canal more popular than Christmas shopping! * & MORE! #DDWN

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Robot babies! * Doll-maker accused of human trafficking! * Santa fat-shames child! * AND MORE! #DDWN

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Prison proposal! * Men are lazy! * Didja get dumped Dec 11th? * Fake memories! * AND MORE! #DDWN

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Sea World layoffs! * Men shaving legs! * Runner takes wrong turn! * Baby On Board! * AND MORE! #DDWN

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Gang busted by Mannequin Challenge! * Black Santa haters! * Jesus stolen in Bethlehem! * & MORE!

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Death Star economics! * Freaked out over cheese! * The Pet Rock is back! * & MORE in today’s #DDWN

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Walmart birth! * Kaepernick sets record! * Chocolate Loving Livers!

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Pizza via reindeer! * Xmas Beaver attack! * New Year's Leap Second!

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Naked selfie challenge! * Cops torture with Nickelback! * Vegan money!

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#DDWN: Nap for success! * Coffee love is genetic! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Men don’t think they’re fat! * Laughter IS the best medicine! * Squirrel attack! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Trump skips intelligence briefings! * Black Friday hole! * Don’t rake those leaves! * & MORE!

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#DDWN: Santa puts Hillary on “naughty” list! * Man commits robbery at job interview! * & MORE!

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#DDWN: Crazy pastor “heals” with bug spray! * Creepy clowns arrested for child neglect! * & MORE!

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#DDWN: Turkeys for speeders! * Melania refuses White House? * Election ruins Thanksgiving! * & MORE!

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#DDWN: Clown scares woman into labor! * Wednesday is Hanksgiving! * Beer is heart healthy! * & MORE!

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#DDWN: Stephen Hawking predicts armageddon! * Man shoots self in head in drive-thru! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Don’t call Kim Jong-un fat! * Sexist man alive! * Bill Clinton urged Trump to run? * & MORE!

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#DDWN: Dark diet! * Sunken pirate ship! * Man shoots rifle at woman for hilarious reason! * & MORE!

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#DDWN: Silent treatment fatal! * 1st Amendment goes too far? * Vegas predicts SuperBowl! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Trump sued by voter! * Gum helps math scores! * Can a politician ban memes? * And MORE!

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#DDWN: We love deer! * Was October expensive? * Toyota assembling Autobots! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: In Loving Memory * Law & Odor! * Squirrel attack! * Dead snake bites hiker! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Relax to lose weight! * Fake bomb! * Burrito election! * Tori Spelling sued by AMX! * & MORE!

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#DDWN: Arrested for a bikini? * It’s a sin to vote Democrat? * Twitter taken from Trump! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Election canceled? * Voting by text message? * Bono named Woman of the Year! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: IRS preferred over Hillary or Trump! * Arby’s venison sold out! * Man kills 19! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Zombie apocalypse study! * Longest week of the year! * Burned while in surgery! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Gaga going Super Bowl! * Bees now endangered! * Pot improves night vision! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Men lie 3 times/day! * Police chase in drive-thru! * Climate change vs coffee! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Shoot-Someone insurance! * Intestines found in plane luggage! * Atheist suing AA! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Dogs tortured at Halloween! * Arby’s deer burgers! * Boy knows Spanish after coma! * & MORE!

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#DDWN: Jared’s ex suing Subway! * Justin Timberlake voting oops! * Lies gets easier! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Judge arrested! * Deer collision season! * No more yoga pants! * 3rd party wins! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Your phone is full of poop! * Fruit Ninja movie? * Woman finds cockroach in ear! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Millennials scammed more easily! * Nagged to death! * College coloring books? * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Hackers guess PIN in 3 tries! * Old TV is good for you! * Kids choose Hillary! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Gun found in school bathroom! * iPhone 7 hissing! * Hamster held hostage! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Pizza driver proves grandma is OK! * 700 pound model! * Spiders can hear you! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Personal space is healthy! * Roseanne Barr takes a spill! * Trump disses SNL! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Texting hurts lungs! * Dog has 8 iPhone7s! * Shoplifter returns stolen pants! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: No more Ronald McDonald? * Matthew finds cannonballs! * Ken Bone won’t endorse! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Golden Girls action figures! * Man & son brawl for Legos! * Kardashians canceled? * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Lottery winner plays prank on kids! * Kids banned from running at recess! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Parents charged for holding new baby! * Inconsistencies in Kim’s robbery story! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Laundry robot! *Chuck E Cheese brawl! * Girl tries to hire clown to off teacher! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Transgender soldiers! * Racist costumes! * Runner breastfeeds during marathon! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Donald Trump caterpillar! * Denzel Washington strangles Aretha Franklin! * And MORE!

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#DDWN:Boy survives 23-story fall! * Disney buying Twitter! * Cat scratch disease! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Catfish attack! * N. Korea shooting the moon! * Teacher suspended for language! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Crook caught napping! * Is the 5-second rule true? * Cops pull over DeLorean! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: First date regrets! * Anger release machine! * Chipotle by drone! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Delete photos, feed kids! * Stop merging so soon! * Burglars rob soccer team! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Anthony’s Wiener trouble! * Beer makes you sexy! * Canada terrified of Trump! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
452

#DDWN: Robert Pattinson splits up Brad and Angelina! * Obama endorses Trump! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
453

#DDWN: Missing teen found in her room! * Buy a positive pregnancy test! * Trump’s a chimp! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
454

#DDWN: Baker won’t bake Trump cake, Blind man loses drivers license, Biden challenges Trump, & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
455

#DDWN: Polar bears attack Russian! * Earwax causes breast cancer? * Sharks in a volcano! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
456

#DDWN Dog Glamor Shots! * Murder by hickey! * Naked robbery! * Katy Perry birth! * and MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
457

#DDWN: Super-caffeinated coffee! * Sarcasm banned in N. Korea! * Janet Jackson on bedrest! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
458

#DDWN: Mosquitoes smell miles away! * Jailed because of dog’s name! * Xmas decorating now? * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
459

#DDWN: Twitter’s NFL emojis! * Knife-wielding clown!* Feel 10 years younger! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
460

#DDWN: Weekend email illegal? * Idiot doesn’t impress girl! * Pill to treat phobias! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
461

#DDWN: Man bites off finger! * 12-yr-old runs Trump campaign! * Men suck at math! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
462

#DDWN: College causes headaches! * Cops vs Kaepernick! * Chris Brown vs 50 Cent! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
463

#DDWN: Trump can be bought! * KFC sunscreen! * Man eats 40 knives! * Monk Beauty Pageant! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
464

#DDWN: How would you describe Hillary? * Naked Trump for sale! * Pregnant for 17 months? * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
465

#DDWN: Poke’ driver crashes cop! * TV channel shuts down to exercise! * McHealth Tracker! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
466

#DDWN: Rescued from deserted island! * A year on Mars, sort of. * Another Wiener scandal! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
467

#DDWN: Bicycle cop catches crook! * Problem for Mars travel! * How to use the bathroom! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
468

#DDWN: Pokemon terror in culdesac! * Pilot stuck in tree! * Man rides horse in Taco Bell! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
469

#DDWN: Pokemon college! * Prisoner becomes mayor! * Dog wins political office! * And MORE!

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#DDWN: Fist-bumping record! * Robber steals honeybuns! * Library book returns 40yrs late! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
471

#DDWN: Man owes $18-trillion! * Italy jails vegan parents! * Cop bravely saves doll! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
472

#DDWN: Bears break into home! * Pentagon targeted by hackers! * New fun at Niagara Falls! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
473

#DDWN: Drink pee! * Slurpee by drone! * Accident bomb threat! * Black Olives Matter! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
474

#DDWN: Iraq bombed with Bibles! * Mabel rescued from well! * Burglar steals underwear! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
475

#DDWN: Red ants challenge! * Trapped in Washington Monument! * Dancing in court! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
476

#DDWN: RIP R2-D2 * Cop car mistaken as taxi! * Urinal gaming! * 101-year-old Olympian! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
477

#DDWN: Staffer sues Trump! * Hillary’s tax returns! * Democrat email hack gets worse! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
478

#DDWN: Bride runs off with wedding planner, Old lady drugs dates, Olympics water turns green, & MORE

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
479

#DDWN: Olympic gymnast kicked out! * Olympics bus shot at! * Weekends ruin your diet! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
480

#DDWN: Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart? * Walmart manslaughter! * Pokemon GO crimes? * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
481

#DDWN: Clown terrorizes city! * Pelican arrest! * Identical triplets! * Two obits, one man! * & MORE

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
482

#DDWN: No more A-Rod! * Cheetos Burrito coming! * Biden presides over same-sex wedding! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
483

#DDWN: Teacher quits to play Pokemon * Now hiring beer expert * Man calls 911 for a date * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
484

#DDWN Daily Dose of Weird News: August 03, 2016 (made with Spreaker)

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
485

#DDWN Daily Dose of Weird News: August 02, 2016 (made with Spreaker)

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
486

#DDWN Daily Dose of Weird News: August 01, 2016 (made with Spreaker)

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
487

#DDWN: NBA player lives with mom! * Love burns down house! * Endangered ferret! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
488

#DDWN: Obama endorses Trump! * Batteries in boy’s nose! * Crooks use taxi for getaway! * And MORE

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
489

#DDWN: Pokémon causes international incident; 2020 candidate already; Beef escapes butcher; & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
490

#DDWN: USA dying! * Traffic noise kills! * 14lb hairball! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
491

#DDWN: Trump Wants To Catch Pokemon! * Hollywood vs Heros! * Nigeria bans loud churches! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
492

#DDWN: Highway drowned in red! * Coaster wedding! * Queen vs. Trump! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
493

#DDWN: Trump Pinatas! * Hand washing dangerous! * Joe Biden for VP? * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
494

#DDWN: Get hot girls with hot girls! * IPhone organ donations! * Pokemon insanity! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
495

#DDWN: Free tea for Trump! * Are you fruity? * Pokemon GO danger! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
496

#DDWN: Fake kidnapping! * Pokémon GO for dogs! * Boy buys cons books! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
497

#DDWN: Meeting ET is unlikely! * Tetris triology! * Gamers lose sleep! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
498

#DDWN: Waffle House nakedness! * Parrot called murder trial! * Wine for cats! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
499

#DDWN: Mosquito-repelling TV! * Guy Named Murder faces murder charges! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
500

#DDWN: Shoes make you stupid? * Don’t drink and tip! * Ivanka for VP? * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
501

#DDWN: Cows nab crook! * Noah’s Ark exists! * Nose grows on head! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
502

#DDWN: Caitlyn Jenner 4 Trump! * The Rock 4 President? * Rio Olympics' super bacteria! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
503

#DDWN: Email scandal over? * Burglar shoots himself! * Solid gold McNugget! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
504

#DDWN: $5M license plate! * HiddleSwift * Adult diaper thieves! * Trump wants torture! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
505

#DDWN: Stuck in washing machine! * Selfie statue controversy! * Backstreet Boys return! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
506

#DDWN: Blind dog gets goosed! * Man punches swan! * Divorced minutes after wedding! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
507

#DDWN: Naked chimney sweep! * Bankers get spanked! * Arrested for texting! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
508

#DDWN: Obama – NBA owner? * Charlie Sheen slams Trump! * Mr. Gambles wins lottery! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
509

#DDWN: Bat dog! * New actor is KCF Colonel! * Socks that don’t need washing! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
510

#DDWN: People smoking scorpions! * Boy has 15 fingers, 16 toes! * Cop suing Starbucks! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
511

#DDWN: Drunkest state in America! * We're to mobile! * Cop helps man find pot! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
512

#DDWN: Man drowns teaching dog to swim! * Chewbacca mom action figure! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
513

#DDWN: CIA will deny President! * New galaxy found! * Viking marathon runner! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
514

#DDWN: Do you read on the toilet? * Is Obama responsible for Orlando shooting? * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
515

#DDWN: Buy a yak! * Firefighter saves rodent! * Drunk guide abandons hikers! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
516

#DDWN: Deer vasectomies! * Sushi vending machines! * Too old to be Prez? * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
517

#DDWN: NeNe for VP? * Taco truck attack! * Stealing from the dead! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
518

#DDWN: Disaster wedding proposal! * Cuba beer shortage! * Cowboy ropes thief! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
519

#DDWN: Coke boycotts Trump! * Woman steals ambulance! * Bike ban! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
520

#DDWN: Burglar's pork chops! * Nude cruise! * Politician sued by twin sister! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
521

#DDWN: Rude phone users! * Sleep with sharks! * Dixie Chicks call Trump Satan! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
522

#DDWN: Lose weight or lose money! * Priest gambles church funds! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
523

#DDWN: Grandpa takes wrong kid! * Front-end loader used to steal beer! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
524

#DDWN: Tarantulas on a plane! * Transgenders scare ACLU! * Robots deliver pizzas! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
525

#DDWN: Charlie Sheen’s troubles! * Robots support Trump! * Dog busted for heroin! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
526

#DDWN: Crooks rob van full of fake money! * North Korea endorses Trump! * $14K phone! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
527

#DDWN: Beauty queen arrested! * Man urinates on Kellogg’s assembly line! * Emoji bible! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
528

#DDWN: Couple waits 40yrs to marry, Valedictorian denied graduation, Heimlich uses heimlich, & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
529

#DDWN: Rude is normal! * Russian doping! * Babysitter robs bank! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
530

#DDWN: Self-parking chairs? * Facebook stress! * Naked man uses neighbor’s phone! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
531

#DDWN: Sinead O’Connor found! * Florida educators are racist! * Tiny shark attack! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
532

#DDWN: Caffeine braclets, Titanic 2 launches 2018, Man charged with 10 DWIs, and MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
533

#DDWN: Budweiser changes name, Trump less popular than Nickelback, stolen bagel truck, & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
534

#DDWN: Global warming stopped, Legos better than gold, Family splits over bill, & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
535

#DDWN: Funeral fight! * Walmart greeters return! * McGarlic fries disappear! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
536

#DDWN: No beer results in bomb threat! * New Donkey Kong record! * Romney to run again? * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
537

#DDWN: Dog traded for crack! * Demi Lovato vs. Nicki Minaj! * And MORE !

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
538

#DDWN: Trump's Cindo de Mayo! * 27 is now OLD! * Women can't drive! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
539

#DDWN: Bernie Sanders goes to prom! * Tolerate pain with friends! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
540

#DDWN: 100yr-old's new world record! * Voting booth selfies! * Are primaries over? * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
541

#DDWN: Pet psychics! * No more elephants at the circus! * Uber helicopters? * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
542

#DDWN: Bernie congratulates Trump! * ISIS reduces benefits! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
543

#DDWN: Tiger on the loose in Texas! * JetBlue pilot drunk! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
544

#DDWN: Student driver hits deer! * Meals on Wheels accidentally delivers dog food! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
545

#DDWN: Hitler Elementary School? * Latte selfies! * Burglar leaves mugshot! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
546

#DDWN: Prince’s swear jar! * Whole police department resigns! * Jail for overdue book! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
547

#DDWN: Man poisons coworkers! * Student dresses as Klan! * Lonely man calls 911! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
548

#DDWN: How to get rich! * Student beging for tuition! * No bottomless fries! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
549

#DDWN: Vegan butcher shop? * Bottomless French fries! * Cicadas attack America! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
550

#DDWN: Kids defeat train! * Flexible TV screens! * Smuggled chicken feet! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
551

#DDWN: Churches can do WHAT? * Fisherman catches gator! * Texting at the movies! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
552

#DDWN: Mars by 2030! * Obama’s Game of Thrones! * Trump flag causes ruckus! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
553

#DDWN: Uber driver sleeps on the job! * Superhero cop! * Buy Hillary’s car! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
554

#DDWN: Starbucks issues apology! * Big bang in sweatpants! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
555

#DDWN: Google bans Taliban! * Hillary uses static at speech! * GOP shorts NYC on TP! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
556

#DDWN: Trump threatens to leave GOP! * Man bitten for underwear! * Sumos stop burglar! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
557

#DDWN: Sea Monster in Thames River! * Get paid to walk! * Hypnotized in libary! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
558

#DDWN: Man sues beer company! * Amy Schumer vs Glamour! * NFL streams on Twitter! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
559

#DDWN: Can cursing make you smart? * Indestructible phone! * Corpse found at Disneyland! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
560

#DDWN: Go to Mars! * Cat tasered! * William Shatner sued by son! * Chipotle burgers? * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
561

#DDWN: University's Pot101! * Trump doesn’t want it! * Burglar vs Gator! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
562

#DDWN: Selfie with hijacker! * Grand-theft wings! * Trump worse than Voldemort! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
563

#DDWN: Wolverine saves swimmers! * PEZ's Easter violence! * Birdie Sanders! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
564

#DDWN: Cat steals underwear! * Poop in purse! * Bear in school! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
565

#DDWN: Judge Palin, Fire breathing oops, Ticket for text in drivethru, & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
566

#DDWN: Republicans embarrassed! * New drug stops aging! * Instagram baby names! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
567

#DDWN: Plane lands on a glacier! * Pope joins Instagram! * Trump hates/loves UN! * & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
568

#DDWN: Pope on Instagram! * Man poops in cop car! * $400K ring lost in trash! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
569

#DDWN: Sleeping woman falls out window! * Trump’s consultant? * China shames citizens! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
570

#DDWN: New Instagram champion! * Town wants to hire ninjas! * Michelle for President? * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
571

#DDWN: Leprechauns found! * We forget stuff from English class! * Cars to spy on us! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
572

#DDWN: Dog mistakes batteries as dog food! * Giant rabbit found! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
573

#DDWN: Work for NASA in bed! * Is Burglar Swift’s husband? * Exploding cell phones! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
574

#DDWN: Chumlee arrested, ISIS hacked, Noisy America, Cost of March Madness, and MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
575

#DDWN: Hamburglar strikes! * Veggie prisons? * Toddler shoots mom! * Naked hugger! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
576

#DDWN: Rat selfie! * No room for William & Kate! * Exclamation points banned in the UK! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
577

#DDWN: NASA predicting forest fires! * Dead-scented perfume! * Gwyneth Paltrow retires! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
578

#DDWN: Census Bureau racist! * Man saws off hands! * Poopie power plant! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
579

#DDWN: Trump Americans to flee the country! * Cadbury Egg shakes! * Are you an optimist? * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
580

#DDWN: Whale burgers? * Trademark on the name Kylie? * Youngest billionaire! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
581

#DDWN: GPS gets couple lost! * Kim defends Kanye! * Iggy Pop exposes all! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
582

#DDWN: Darth Vader becomes a robber! * Gorillas sing! * Missing girl found 11 yrs later! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
583

#DDWN: Vegetarian Arby’s, KKK endorses Trump, Kids read to dogs, And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
584

#DDWN Bernie Sanders action figure! * Kevin Spacey's broken nose! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
585

#DDWN: Morgan Freeman GPS, Carson says Obama too white, Charlie Sheen's excuse, & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
586

#DDWN: Spike Lee to Feel The Bern, Turkeys attack, Airport streaker, Racist Trump supporters & MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
587

#DDWN: Singles “Feel the Bern!” * Sexy passport photo! * Whatcha givin up for Lent? * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
588

#DDWN: Doogie Lives! * Bored man calls 911! * Donald Trump vs The Pope! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
589

#DDWN: Paul McCartney denied party entry! * Drive-by sandwich * Dominos pizza spill! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
590

#DDWN: Klingon bat’leth attack, Hairdresser drives 930m for customers, Criminals use blow darts!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
591

#DDWN Cop pulled over for speeding! * Sidewalk birth! * Mexico won't pay for wall! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
592

#DDWN: Voyage on the Titanic 2! * Trump to sue Cruz! * Share hotel room with a stranger! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
593

#DDWN: Happy Presidents Day! * Police shoot turkeys! * Eat more to be manlier! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
594

#DDWN: Is flirting, cheating? * Retiree proposes to Gwyneth Paltrow! * And MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
595

#DDWN: Alligator at Wendy’s! * Father & son robbers! * Ted Cruz demon-possessed? * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
596

#DDWN: Shoplifter tricked by store! * Bus blows up in London! * Smart yoga pants! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
597

#DDWN: Curfew on fun! * Butt-smuggler convict! * Teeth save skater from drowning! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
598

#DDWN: Gigi Hadid has words! * Butt Valentines! * Deadly toast! * Man steals bus! * AND MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
599

#DDWN: Obama the Antichrist? * Mark Ru(BAE)o? * Oreos addictive as cocaine! *AND MORE!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
600

#DDWN: All women stop drinking, Eagles attack drones, Amazon Bookstores, Explore Mars, & more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
601

#DDWN: Real life Superman! * Homeless guy accepts Visa! * CIA sends fake memos! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
602

#DDWN: Head transplant successful, Trump’s $100M White House Ballroom, Ant smuggling, & more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
603

#DDWN: Bristol Palin VS Tina Fey, Pope meets w/ Leo DiCaprio, Chipotle closing Feb 8th, & more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
604

#DDWN: Bernie Sanders ice cream, Valentine’s Day at White Castle, Still using Betamax, & more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
605

#DDWN: Guillotine returning? Uber horse rides! * Actress' 1st World problems! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
606

#DDWN: Chocolate fries! * Rubio thinks blizzard was awesome! * Pregnant with 5! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
607

#DDWN: Flesh-eating virus back, 10% of grads idiots, Trump shoots from the hip, & more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
608

#DDWN: Salem witch burning site found! * Kim Kardashian hates critics! * Oscar boycott! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
609

#DDWN: Star Wars snowball fight, ISIS cuts salaries, Pope’s car auction, And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
610

#DDWN: Panthers ban hoverboards! * UK bans Trump? * Chipotle closing! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
611

#DDWN: Mermaids saved from extinction! * Killed for fried chicken! * New nation in Utah! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
612

#DDWN: Planets align Jan 20, Snake plays “got your nose”, Valentines’ Day more expensive, & more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
613

#DDWN: Backstreet Boy arrested! * Michelle Obama for Prez? * World’s oldest man! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
614

#DDWN: Bye Al Jazeera! * Hole swallows man! * Why husbands get pudgy! * & more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
615

#DDWN: Innie or an outie? * Elderly plastic surgery? * Man sues to remove God from money! * & more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
616

#DDWN: Man receives tumor in mail, Snake in luggage, Playboy Mansion for sale with a catch, & more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
617

#DDWN: Lilo tossed out of bar, Caffeine toothpaste, Crook replaces mugshot, And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
618

#DDWN: Pizza Hut clothing? * Llama, the other red meat! * Obama declares war on taste! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
619

#DDWN: North Pole melting! * Do you call in sick when you’re not? * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
620

#DDWN: Smart bra! * Fridge app! * Driverless cabs? * Did Obama fake it? * & more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
621

#DDWN: Twins born a year apart! * Peanut butter cup burger! * Filter blocks Trump! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
622

#DDWN: Walmart drones, Man turns himself in for reward, Priest on hoverboard, & more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
623

#DDWN: Pill erases bad memories, Docs making house calls, Ultimate selfie grounds flight, & more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
624

#DDWN: No more hangovers? * New Year’s Eve kissing! * Lose sleep to lose weight! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
625

#DDWN: Longer-living dogs, Train track selfies, Dog shoots hunter, And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
626

#DDWN: Trix rabbit fired! * Barbie can be hacked! * Drones taking over! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
627

#DDWN: Cat could become mayor! * Evidence why Rudolph has a red nose! * Hipster Santa! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
628

#DDWN: 83yr old in college! * Secret Santa in Congress! * DJ plays one song for 2hrs! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
629

#DDWN: Hillary Clinton uses The Force, Steve Harvey univeral blunder, Jeb calls Trump names, & more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
630

#DDWN: Real elf on a shelf! * Hoverboards explode! * Cat refused gift by USPS! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
631

#DDWN: Burglar stuck in oven, Manolo Blahnik uses endangered species, Pay Jeb to stop emailing!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
632

#DDWN: Zombie Nativity! * TV NOT bad for babies? * NASA wants you! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
633

#DDWN: Baby delivered at 30K feet, Crook hides in Nativity, December heart attacks, And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
634

#DDWN: Toddler shoots grandma! * Full moon on Christmas! * And more!

WEIRD DARKNESS with Darren Marlar
635

#DDWN People eat Christmas bulbs! * Trump V Cruz V Bush! * More female firefighters! * & more!

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#DDWN: Is Santa a Democrat or Republican? Crystal Pepsi comeback! Stew lands man in jail! And more!

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#DDWN * Holiday weight gain is minimal! * Woman glues eye! * There’s no female brain! * And more!

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642

#DDWN Twisted Sister and Donald Trump, Personalized Nutella, Weinermobile returns, And more!

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#DDWN Sweaters for chickens? * Donald Trump $5M from CNN! * And more!

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#DDWN Jesus gets a GPS, Another man jumps White House fence, Why sick people go to work, & more!

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#DDWN Dog shoots hunter, Smart rings hot for Christmas, Thanksgiving leftovers, & more!

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#DDWN: Woman gets 2 DUIs in 1 day, Mister Ugly, Santa demands cash, Motorized picnic tables, & more!

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#DDWN: $45,000 turkey dinner / Anonymous targets ISIS / Mexicans fleeing USA / And more!

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6 Facts About The First Thanksgiving #TruthOrTurkey

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#DDWN: 5yr old becomes a cop / Bernie Sanders joins Snapchat / Glowing sea turtle / And more!

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#DDWN: New path to Mars / Police standoff is a dud / Criminal hides in doghouse / And more!

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#DDWN: Fired for farting / Hot Pockets save a life / Bad grammar hurts dating / And more!

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#DDWN: Rousey gets roundhoused / Bernie goes postal / Charlie Brown voice in court / And more!

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#DDWN: Women arrested for twerking / Hillary get gored / Trump mad at Starbucks / And more!

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#DDWN: Dog drives off in truck / Cats save life / Soccer bans heading / Kardashians blocked / & more

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#DDWN: Ben Carson rap song / Raking leaves bad for Earth / Man lives as hermit for 20 years / & more

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#DDWN: IHOP sinkhole / Target to serve alcohol / Another SNL alumni to run for office / And more!

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#DDWN: Beer is heart healthy / Trump cripples America / Goat goes out for donuts / And more!

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#DDWN: Fat brain problems / Hunger Games theme park / Michael Jordan’s house for sale / And more!

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#DDWN: Babies with three biological parents / Tiger attack / Twitter goes crazy / And more!

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662

#DDWN: New Star Trek TV show / Kids given drugs on Halloween / NYPost disses the Mets / And more!

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#DDWN: Mike Tyson endorses candidate / Giant Jack-O-Lantern attack / 3 women marry each other!

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664

#DDWN: Believe in ghosts? / Bacon Pop-Tarts / Man lost in Forbidden City / And more!

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665

Human DNA found in hotdogs! * Jilted bride benefits homeless! * And more!

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Chewbacca arrested! Walking Dead fans murders zombie friend! * New IRS marriage rules! * AND MORE!

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667

Twins born 18 days apart! * Gilmore Girls returning! * Trump wants Secret Service!

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Giraffes hum! * Deer collision season! * Man opens plane door in flight!

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Virgin Mary Barbie! * Alien structure found! * Student fails driving test miserably!

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