• A MAJOR BUTT TRUMPET RELATED ANNOUNCEMENT! :)

    An announcement that is SO major, we needed an intimate setting and a fricken’ recording to make it all make sense.

    You can find the MP3 file here of the announcement:

    http://www.buttwrenching.com/butt_trumpet-thom_bone_announcement-20October2015.mp3 is the URL to click to hear the announcement recording.

    NOTE and PLEASE: NOW is the time to share and spread this announcement far and wide, so that BT fans worldwide have a chance to hear it. BT is COMPLETELY DIY. BT uses no publicists (and cannot afford one anyway) so it is up to YOU to help spread these messages. IF you don’ care, then I am helpless to do anything to try to get anything new (OR old) out to you. PLEASE, please help spread this message anywhere and everywhere that you can think of! THANK YOU!

    –Thom Bone, Butt Trumpet


  • Hurricane Katrina – Listen again to my podcast on it done TEN years ago!

    Satellite view of Hurricane Katrina right before all hell broke loose.
    Satellite view of Hurricane Katrina right before all hell broke loose.

    IN remembrance of the clusterf**k that was Hurricane Katrina, I give you now a link to download and listen to a podcast that I did almost ten years ago as of this writing.

    Dated September 9, 2005, this podcast was more than an experiment on if I even wanted to do podcasts at the time (I only did two of them and then decided not to do them at this time– I don’t remember why) than it is a documentation that I am actually quite proud of, looking back.

    I think my commentary was spot on and hard-hitting. Note that I normally don’t like myself this much, so grab a copy and listen to it and see what I mean! :)

    Link: http://www.ohshit.net/bonecast_001_9-9-05.mp3

    OR click here tp listen right here, right now: http://www.ohshit.net/bonecast_001_9-9-05.mp3


  • America the Beautiful

    [EDITOR’S NOTE: I received an e-mail earlier today from someone named Cherie Val, who asked if I would kindly publish this editorial for them on thombone.com. I read it, could not agree with it more and am honored to do so! Here it is, below. Please feel free to link to this, comment and/or share! Thanks! –Thom Bone]

    Un-American? Singing America the Beautiful in any other language than English is un-American?

    The hypocrisy in this “outrage” is dizzying to me.

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought America was supposed to be the “land of the free”? Freedom to be who we are? Embracing our heritage while celebrating a life of freedom is what the promised land of America is all about. Or at least it was supposed to be.

    People singing America the Beautiful in their native tongue should be taken as a compliment. It’s an expression of love for this land from far to near; the belief that America is the promised land for all to be free to be who they are without prejudice, imprisonment, or death. To condemn anyone for singing America the Beautiful in any language would be akin to denying that this is a land of freedom, not to mention that the first language spoken on this great land was not English. Have we really all forgotten where our ancestors came from and that we all are descendants of immigrants seeking freedom from oppression?

    Denying freedom of expression to anyone is what is un-American.

    And don’t even get me started on the comments all over the Internet about the “desecration of our National Anthem”. No elaboration on that should even be needed.

    –Cherie Val


  • The Bonecast (Podcast) for January 9, 2014!

    In this episode, I discuss Chris Christie as a shining of example of one of the main reasons for the surveillance state in action. I also mention how pretty much anyone who invokes the “Founding Fathers” when they make an argument is usually a full of shit hypocrite.

    Enjoy! :)

    MP3 is here: bonecast-20140109

    And with most browsers, you can also just listen to it in your browser, here:


  • The BONECAST (podcast) for October 23, 2013!

    Bonecast (podcast) for October 23, 2013

    Here it is… a podcast (“Bonecast”) I “stream of unconscioused” at you! IN it… I talk about the– oh just listen to it, please? I friggen keep these things under ten minutes on purpose for the short attention spanned amongst you!


  • The system ain’t broken

    The system ain’t broken. It’s those who are breaking it that are broken. THEY have to go. The Constitutional Republic system is the greatest FOUNDATION for a government ever created by mankind. Problem is, LIKE anything created by mankind, it’s not perfect. BUT it was given (via the Amendment process) a method to MAKE IT MORE perfect over time, by the Framers. They gave WE THE PEOPLE the responsibility to keep that document fresh and to work out the “bigger issues” (like slavery, suffrage, etc.) later, as we went along, and then add Amendments to codify them into the Constitution itself. Their leaving some major issues for later was called “The Great Compromise” and without IT… there would have been NO Constitution at all. So they all agreed, better to have an imperfect document we can work TOGETHER and fix later than NO document at all. IF the Framers made ONE mistake in judging human nature, that was it.

    At least they were smart enough NOT to create a democracy! This isn’t a democracy, thank GAWD. Because history has shown than when you give the uninformed masses a say in ANYTHING, you get a lot of drool on yourself in response. IN fact, they protected us FROM it by things like the Electoral College (where even the electors get to remain anonymous so that nobody shoots their asses for picking the “wrong guy”).

    Gotta give WE THE PEOPLE “credit” (pun intended) though… because from 1789 to 1860, they TRIED to work under the new Constitution, sorta. Okay, they DID try (as long as you were an adult, white male who owned property and paid taxes– everyone else had to wait a bit longer because that was, well, one of the issues that needed to be worked out still).

    But they did try. It was a miserable failure.

    By 1860, a few major issues caused, wait for it…. partisan lines in the sand (sound familiar?) that led ultimately to another one of our Civil Wars (1860’s). After that war, the “winners” forced some Amendments (13th and 14th to start with, but then they got on a roll… keep reading them, they get more funny as you go) with the excuse it would “prevent another war like this” when their real goal was just to make the whole thing their own. Those people are also known as “bankers” (sound familiar?) or back in their day, “carpetbaggers”. And they got what they wanted because everyone else was distracted (sound familiar?) and was sick and tired of the fighting (sound familiar?) and just wanted to get back to being drunk and stoned and stupid– which is the “American Way!™” (sound familiar?). Hell, we even gave up our currency to pay a WAR DEBT to the British… avoiding their foreclosure on our entire country by literally giving them control of the ENTIRE CURRENCY instead (See: Act of 1871, Federal Reserve Act of 1913, 14th Amendment (Section 1), 16th Amendment! and lots more).

    Now, fast forward to today.

    Well… WE THE PEOPLE got lazy and didn’t use that Amendment process enough, nor did we guard it from those who would use it to their own ends, against the people. Then, WE THE PEOPLE let the inmates gerrymander themselves into trenches and take over the asylum. Then, WE THE PEOPLE stopped voting. Then, WE THE PEOPLE stopped paying attention. Then, WE THE PEOPLE got fat and lazy and drunk and stoned and stupid.

    Now, WE THE PEOPLE are about to get what we, the people, deserve.


  • I want this bass player for the next Butt Trumpet lineup!!

    Holy cow man, that bass player guy can PUNK RAWK!! And the girls? I want them in the band, too. Imagine a BT lineup of ALL Xylophones (and two basses)…and then everybody gets naked! Oh wait, techincally they would ALL be drummers, huh? Oh man, ouch. Drummers are… even one of them… is a handful. Imagine that many drummers?

    My head hurts. But I do want that bass player! At 1:15 he turns into an ANIMAL!!


  • Please help me forward this important message to all dumbasses out there? Thank you!

    There are no dumbasses on MY blog, I know, so please forward on the following message to ALL DUMBASSES for me, please, ok? Thanks!

    MESSAGE FOR DUMBASSES FOLLOWS:

    You’re being duped by your Federal Government and by the corporate mass media that they control. I don’t care if you’re “red” or “blue”… you’re still being duped. Would you like proof that even you, my dear Dumbass, can understand? Fine. Read the following carefully and slowly, please, because it uses something that might be foreign to you– something called “logic”.

    If the government is “shutdown” then they are supposedly “closed”, right? Okay then, wouldn’t a closed enterprise not have to spend as much money as an “open” one? Not being open means not spending money, right? Well, if they aren’t spending as much money because they are “closed”, then the debts they owe isn’t going up as fast, right?

    Now then: also know that WHILE the government is shut down, EVERYONE (all taxpayers and businesses and the like) that has to pay taxes still owes those taxes and is still paying those taxes. In other words: government INCOME is still coming in almost like nothing else has changed.

    So, if anything, they have MORE money now to throw at their bills, NOT LESS!

    So, wouldn’t that mean that if a “shutdown” government is spending less since they are “closed”, yet WHILE closed, they are still taking in practically just as much in taxes as they do when they are NOT shutdown, then where is the “risk” of “not having the money to pay our bills” that they are whining about?

    Only an IDIOT (an “idiot” is something that is only slightly worse than a dumbass) would believe the line that they have to have the government be OPEN in order to take in MONEY. If anything, they have MORE money to pay their bills with now, NOT LESS. And guess what? They still take in plenty of money on WEEKENDS and during vacations and on holidays. ;)

    Do you understand this? Or do I have to “dumb it down” even more for you? Please, quit being a dumbass and wake up, okay? I thank you, and your kids that you don’t remember conceiving because you were wasted that night will one day thank you, too.


  • Colors.

    Red. HAHAHAHA!
    Blue. HAHAHAHA!

    Colors. Like The Bloods and The Crips. Colors. Like The Dems and The Reps. Colors.

    Gang mentality all around… and the dupes that are WE THE PEOPLE fall for it hook, line and sinker.

    You know, at no small risk of changing a subject you probably don’t give a shit about anyway, but I must because I noticed something and think that it’s funny:

    Nobody even seems to notice that the British UNION JACK (their flag) is ALSO “red, white and blue”. Now, if they really WERE the enemy back then, why the f%$# did we adopt THEIR colors for OUR flag, too? Hmm?

    Blue…. ha!
    Red…. ha!

    What’s left? What’s between them?

    Answer: WHITE.

    The color of what… ghosts? ;)


  • The Fifteen Rules of Sheep Herding (new version 2.0!)

    (NOTE: The original v1.0 is buried here on thombone.com.. just go there and search for it. This is a massively updated version that simply expands upon the original yet is not designed to replace it. Some may actually like the original better and it shall remain in release for that reason. That being said, I still decided merely to give this work an editing pass, with my immediate goal being to make it a bit more clear for my target audience while continuing to not even bother to explain this to everyone else because I know better than to even try.)

    The Fifteen Rules of Sheep Herding (version 2.0)

    by Thom Bone (Original ©2011 with v2.0 ©2013)

    If these 15 rules make sense to you then please allow me to be one of the first to say congratulations, for you are part of a very small minority that are capable of “fielding them.”

    Rule #1: The best way to herd sheep is to do it out in the open.

    Rule #2: Give your sheep a constant supply of grass to eat and they will never even think to look up at what you’re doing to them.

    Rule #3: When it IS time for them to look up, make sure you really get their attention with full force. Scared sheep will go wherever you want them to go and are much easier to herd.

    Rule #4: Shepherds cannot herd other shepherds. They can only agree or disagree on a strategy to herd the sheep.

    Rule #5: Sheep do not know the difference between grass and dirt and rely on shepherds to discern it for them.

    Rule #6: Sheep cannot see nor grasp the whole pasture. Thus, it’s up to the shepherd to know when to herd them to the next patch of grass. Sheep need their shepherds, otherwise, the sheep will just keep eating, oblivious to the consequences, until there is nothing left of the patch that they are currently on.

    Rule #7: Good shepherds will regularly rotate their grazing pastures, creating a sustainable environment for the benefit of all. Corrupt shepherds are only interested in fattening the sheep for slaughter and do not care about the environment. Thus, corrupt shepherds must artificially create sustainability by acquiring, often by force, the pastures of other shepherds. This is a big source of conflict.

    Rule #8: Sheep do not know and cannot know, on their own, what they like. This is why they will follow almost anybody. Call your herding destination a “fashion” or a “fad” and the sheep will blindly follow and will treat it as if it were grass.

    Rule #9: Sheep respond well even to the illusion of critical mass.

    Rule #10: Sheep do not know that they don’t know. Shepherds, however, MUST know WHAT the sheep do not know and must always remain aware THAT the sheep do not know.

    Rule #11: Sheep need to be constantly reminded of their role, while shepherds must remember both their own role as well as the role of the sheep: The sheep’s job is to eat grass, to consume, while the shepherd’s job is to continuously figure out how to keep the sheep from eating dirt by providing new sources of grass.

    Rule #12: Sheep should never be given the role of shepherd, but in the event that it does happen, even if by mistake, correct the problem immediately before they can do any real damage to the flock. If they resist such correction, break one of their legs for their own good so that they can only stay by your side and not cause more trouble.

    Rule #13: One born a shepherd can choose freely to live like a sheep, but one born destined to be a true sheep can never successfully live as a shepherd. However, in rare cases some are born into the role of sheep by mistake and can yet overcome the role cast upon them, but it isn’t easy. It requires an extremely difficult process of convincing the sheep to follow you as well as gaining the respect and acknowledgement of the other shepherds; while also convincing the future shepherd to give up and leave behind the creature comforts of the sheep lifestyle.

    Rule #14: Shepherds must always be on guard against any “wolves in sheep’s clothing” infiltrating their flock. When it does happen, the shepherd must take immediate strong action and such action must be to completely destroy the wolves without mercy. If the shepherd allows even one injured wolf to escape, it will simply return later with reinforcements and resentments.

    Rule #15: Sheep are incapable of grasping and understanding these rules. Nor will they try to. Nor will they even care.

    By the way, it’s the BLACK sheep in the attached picture that the article is speaking to. For THEY are the only one with a chance to ever become shepherds. And yes, call that one a FREE BONUS rule.. #16!

    So, here we go:

    Rule #16: Only the black sheep could ever have the chance to rise and become a shepherd, for the process requires an almost total lack of concern for the herd mentality.

    ©2011 Thom Bone – Share Alike with Credit only and without modifications. Thank you. (Rev. 2.0, ©2013)

    black sheep


  • Imagine what would happen if the inmates DID get to take over the asylum?

    I thank gawd every day that the US is not a democracy.

    Imagine what would happen if the inmates DID get to take over the asylum?

    By the way you can tell if you are one of the “Idiocrats” (my word, ©2013 me! hehe) pretty easily. Here is how:

    If you consider yourself to be a “democrat” or a “republican”, or even “right” or “left”, then you are without a doubt in the mind of the informed, an Idiocrat.

    “Baaaaaaaaaaa-ut WHY,” You may ask?

    Well, not only do you blindly believe anything that a group of people that do not have your best interests at heart tells you to believe, but you are also incapable of grasping the concept that there may be more than two sides on an issue in this world. Since you can only hold two sides to an issue in your mind (“red” side and “blue” side), then it is clear to the enlightened that you can only think TWO dimensionally. If you could mentally hold on to more than that, then you would see plain as day that the “two political parties” are just a ruse designed to keep you running in your hamster wheel… and to keep you pre-occupied, arguing ceaselessly about whatever talking points they give you.

    Not only can you not grasp a potential third side (or fourth, or more) to an issue, but you are actually terrified of the very idea of it. More than two possibilities (one to side with without reason and one to fight against without reason, because this is purely an emotional endeavor and reason does not enter into it), the very idea of more than two dimensions thus must intimidate you. And so you freak out, lashing out at everything around you. Against this possibility of a third dimension to an issue, denial is your first weapon of choice. Your backup carry is name calling and your deep carry last resort weapon is the race card.

    That makes you an idiot, sorry. And thus, an Idiocrat. Unevolved intellectually. A Dunning-Kruger Effect poster child. I would thus surmise that Darwin would probably plot you somewhere near “turnip” on the evolutionary scale.

    P.S. Don’t think I forgot about the “nuclear option” when even the “deep carry” race card doesn’t work out for you. But, you know, that “nuclear option” Hitler card is old, worn out, faded, bent, creased, frayed and has become a parody of itself. So what’s next, chemical warfare? Or are we back to poisoning our way to power like in the “good ol’ days” of the British Monarchs?


  • Enjoy your high, asshole.

    Below, please find a fictional (well, not really, it was culled together from actual conversations that I’ve actually had with people over the years) account of just why I’ve kept Butt Trumpet in hiatus lately. Please enjoy this discourse:

    Fan: Hey Thom, come to our town and play! I’ve been your biggest fan for years and years and would love to see you live!

    Thom: Well, we have a new EP out. Maybe you could support us. We have kick ass new t-shirts too and stuff. That would help a LOT to make a tour possible…

    Fan: Oh wow, I never read your page! I didn’t know! So tour and come play here man!!

    Thom: Well, to do that I have to be able to keep the band alive long enough to actually get there and back. Unfortunately, the members of my band are human, and thus they need stuff like food and shelter. The van also needs gas which ain’t cheap.

    So tell me, will you support Butt Trumpet by maybe picking up a copy of the new EP or perhaps a t-shirt or something so that we can get the band fund saved up to actually tour and to get there?

    Fan: Nah, I’m broke.

    Thom: Are you drunk right now?

    Fan: Hell yeah!

    Thom: Are you stoned right now?

    Fan: Hell yeah!

    Thom: And you found the money to pay for THAT right?

    Fan: Well, uh….

    Thom: So basically you’re just a fucking drunken, stoned TARD who doesn’t have the faintest clue that an honest punk rock band can’t do JACK SHIT without the support of their fans?

    Fan: I… uhhh…. (takes a hit off a bong). Well, kinda…

    Thom: How about this… why don’t we tour off of the money that we can make sucking corporate dick? Would that make you happy if we sold out, because you can get drunk, get stoned and have a nice crappy sell-out, corporate version of Butt Trumpet to listen to. After all, what’s more important, artistic integrity — or — you getting to see us for free?

    Fan: Well don’t you play free shows sometimes?

    Thom: Every chance we get, actually. That’s not the point. We’ve invested our life savings into making high quality merchandise for you, as well as a brand new recording that people have been begging us for for years and years.

    IF you want us to tour and play in your town, you have to help make that happen by supporting us because without you our only other option is to suck corporate pole, and well, we just won’t do that. Again, we have integrity.

    Fan: Most bands suck anyway. They are all clones of each other.

    Thom: That’s because so-called “fans” aren’t supporting the good bands with their wallets. Thus, those bands can’t afford to stay together, pay for recordings, make those recordings, buy the gear they need, buy the gas to tour, buy food to eat and stay healthy on the road, etc. etc. They can’t be HEARD because they cannot afford to put anything out there. They certainly can’t afford to tour for free. So what you get is a constant dose of sell-out, “suit sponsored” generic bullshit to listen to.

    You don’t believe me? Leave your house right now. Leave your wallet at home–all of your money, leave it at home. Now go try to travel the country. Let me know how it goes for you, I’m curious.

    Fan: It’s not my problem, I’m just one person!

    Thom: You’re right, it’s not your problem: it’s your FAULT.

    The scene sucks because YOU ARE IT.

    Fan: But I (takes another toke) umm… oh fuck it, you’re just an asshole.

    Thom: Ahhh yes, the convenient way to label me. Makes a great excuse to stay drunk, stupid and lazy. Anything but getting off of your ass and helping to nurture your scene right?

    Honest bands can barely exist in the world today thanks to so-called fans like you.

    Fan: So does that mean you’re not going to come and play in my town?

    Thom: Sorry, but you can pay for your own entertainment. You obviously do when you find the money for your chemical entartainment. I’ll only take this band places where we’re appreciated.

    Enjoy your high, asshole.

    (After all, I have an entire new FULL LENGTH ALBUM recorded that is ready to release AND have been sitting on a double 10″ pressing (already mastered, just needs to be manufactured) of “Primitive Enema” that was prepped at A&M studios and cut at the infamous K-Disc… among other things… and have yet to find HONEST help to get this stuff out. By honest, I mean by someone who doesn’t just want to rip me and the band’s legacy off for their own profit or gain without any regard to the integrity of the project itself. Sorry, but I am no sell out. I won’t do it unless it can be done with integrity. Anyway, whatever.)


  • My new OFFICIAL PGP Master Key!

    This is my master pgp public key. Please add this to your key ring. If you do not know what pgp is then you had better learn quick. This is my new master key because I decided to upgrade it to 4096 bits RSA. My old published keys still work for now but I do not wish to use them anymore. I will be revoking them soon. This is my new master key and will be my only master key going forward. Thanks!

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  • Here’s WHY I cannot subscribe to just one established religion.

    Here is why I (do NOT have a problem with but still personally) cannot subscribe to and limit myself to only one established religion:

    Nobody has been able to explain to me why they stress keeping a closed mind in regards to the Infinite. Nobody has ever been able to give me even ONE reason that I can accept as to why their “way” is the ONLY way and that all others should be “rejected” as “heresy” (or whatever).

    I’m sorry, but I cannot accept anyone telling me that I have to close my mind to anything at ALL when it comes to the Infinite.

    Maybe this is a bit personal, but hey, it’s not like “they” haven’t figured out how to bypass my “tinfoil hat encryption” technique anyway, right?


  • Secret Stuff in Windows 7

    Secret Stuff in Windows 7
    (this article is taken from a “note” I published on Farcebook on 1 October 2011 at 03:08)

    There are lots of hidden, undocumented features in Windows 7. You may have heard of “Godmode” which is a hidden control panel that gives you tons and tons of useful links to windows settings without having to hunt for them.

    However, there are many more. I am providing you a nice list, and at the end I’ll also give you the classic “God Mode” one.

    These MAY work in Windows Vista but I doubt that all of them would because 1) They have only been tested in Windows 7 becuase I won’t run Windows Vista if you paid me and 2) Why the hell would ANYONE run Windows Vista?

    To make these work, create a new folder with any name, then a period, then add any one of the text strings below.

    For example, the first one could be a folder named “thombonerules.{00C6D95F-329C-409a-81D7-C46C66EA7F33}” (use everything inside the quotes but NOT the quotes themselves).

    Here’s the list of strings (along with what they do):

    {00C6D95F-329C-409a-81D7-C46C66EA7F33} (Default location settings)

    {025A5937-A6BE-4686-A844-36FE4BEC8B6D} (Power plan settings)

    {05d7b0f4-2121-4eff-bf6b-ed3f69b894d9} (Select which icons and notifications appear in the taskbar)

    {1206F5F1-0569-412C-8FEC-3204630DFB70} (Store credentials for automatic login i.e. Windows Vault)

    {208D2C60-3AEA-1069-A2D7-08002B30309D} (One click network access)

    {15eae92e-f17a-4431-9f28-805e482dafd4} (Install a program from the network)

    {17cd9488-1228-4b2f-88ce-4298e93e0966} (Choose the programs that windows uses by default, also set file types, change auto play settings and set program access and computer defaults)

    {1D2680C9-0E2A-469d-B787-065558BC7D43} (Windows internal process information including architecture (32 or 64 bit or MSIL, etc. also displays public key tokens)

    {1FA9085F-25A2-489B-85D4-86326EEDCD87} (Wireless network management)

    {20D04FE0-3AEA-1069-A2D8-08002B30309D} (Appears to be the same as clicking on “Computer”)

    {0142e4d0-fb7a-11dc-ba4a-000ffe7ab428} (Biometric settings)

    {2227A280-3AEA-1069-A2DE-08002B30309D} (Printers shortcut)

    {241D7C96-F8BF-4F85-B01F-E2B043341A4B} (Connect to other desktops and programs – RemoteApp and Desktop Connections setup link is provided also)

    {4026492F-2F69-46B8-B9BF-5654FC07E423} (Windows firewall settings and configuration)

    {78F3955E-3B90-4184-BD14-5397C15F1EFC} (Windows Experience Index shortcut)

    And, finally, to create the infamous “Godmode” folder itself, use this string:

    {ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}

    So, for example (again), to create, say, the Godmode folder, create a “New Folder” on your desktop, and name it exactly this: GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}

    For the others, just build the folder name string accordingly calling it whatever you want to the left of the period, and then pasting the string with no spaces at all (not even at the end) after the period. Then your hidden shortcuts/features/etc. will appear.

    Enjoy!

    –Thom Bone

    P.S. If you share this, credit MUST be given because this IS my own research. I retain ©2011 for this article. Thank you.


  • The FULL history and lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner…

    (an article I originally posted on Farcebook, 24 September 2011 at 21:46)

    The Star Spangled Banner

    In 1814, Francis Scott Key wrote the poem, Defense of Fort McHenry. The poem was later put to the tune of (John Stafford Smith’s song) The Anacreontic Song, modified somewhat, and re-titled The Star Spangled Banner. Congress proclaimed The Star Spangled Banner the U.S. National Anthem in 1931.

    Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
    What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming?
    Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro’ the perilous fight,
    O’er the ramparts we watch’d, were so gallantly streaming?
    And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
    Gave proof thro’ the night that our flag was still there.
    O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
    O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

    On the shore dimly seen thro’ the mists of the deep,
    Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
    What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
    As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
    Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
    In full glory reflected, now shines on the stream:
    ‘Tis the star-spangled banner: O, long may it wave
    O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

    And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
    That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion
    A home and a country should leave us no more?
    Their blood has wash’d out their foul footsteps’ pollution.
    No refuge could save the hireling and slave
    From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
    And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
    O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

    O, thus be it ever when freemen shall stand,
    Between their lov’d homes and the war’s desolation;
    Blest with vict’ry and peace, may the heav’n-rescued land
    Praise the Pow’r that hath made and preserv’d us a nation!
    Then conquer we must, when our cause is just,
    And this be our motto: “In God is our trust”
    And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
    O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!


  • The BONECAST for August 20, 2013

    Today I tell you a bedtime story about integrity and gratitude (with a healthy dose of humility) that you can listen to anytime, actually.

    I hope that you enjoy it. It’s a story that I came up with and have been sharing with friends for many years now. I feel that it is high time to share it with you.

    The link (it’s an mp3):

    bonecast-08202013–ccsa.mp3


  • The Bonecast (podcast) for July 15, 2013!

    In this edition (7:04 in length) I explain my current “mission statement” of the podcast itself. I would appreciate comments in that regard, either here, on Facebook or via e-mail or direct.

    I truly want to create something that is of value to someone. I do not believe that I can do this alone. I need your feedback.

    Thank you!

    CLICK HERE to listen or to download (mp3)!