Once upon a time, i was working at a sushi spot as my first serving job.
One of my friends there was a tiny little girl nicknamed…. crazy bitch amongst us all BUT me. This crazy bitch was going out with our manager for like 4 years or so. She was considered the “crazy bitch” because though she was quite small, she had a big mouth that could get loud (think about her head game X) and she was known to be overly jealous.
Everyone made fun of her behind her back besides me because i considered her a friend. When the coworkers would speak ill about her relationship (that our manager deserved WAY better), i always had her back because i understood the source of her jealousy.
Anyways, because i understood where she was coming from, i would ALWAYS let her know if i was texting our manager so she wouldnt think i was trying to be sneaky. My manager and i always talked about zelda and video games, a couple of times he helped me through tough situations. Nothing more nor less.
So one day he sends me his zelda collection and i text her and tell her shes cool for getting him the book and she FREAKED OUT.
She pretty much went off on me and her boyfriend. She told me how the only reason why she was my friend in the first place was because she felt threatened by me and blah blah blah. Basically, she was never my friend…just this fake insecure bitch. This whole time! I wont lie, i cried. I dont have many girlfriends and this time i thought i finally found one. I remember she said to me, “who the fuck texts their manager a smiley face?”
“Uhhh, a cool manager that isnt really professional, DUH”
Anyways, she made this huge ass scene and i felt horrible not only because of the fake friendship, but the position i unknowingly put my manager in just because i didnt want to cause more damage in their sad relationship.
Ironic huh?
I mean there was more to it, i remember he said something to me and she wanted to know and she harassed me, i didnt pick it up cause bitch is crazy and she made our other coworker call me to convince me to repeat what was said. She told me that crazy bitch has had it and needs this info just so she can break up with him finally….i figured with this information, id help them both walk away from an obvious failing relationship! But nope, crazy bitch had lied to get her way, causing a bigger mess. GG!
She didnt end up breaking up with him like she said a million times. But instead, made him end our friendship to help their relationship live on and of course, he chose his relationship over his friendship. So i never talked to him ever again after that day.
However we eventually started talking again (my manager, fuck that crazy bitch!) and i knew the only reason why had to be because they broke up and i was right. Didnt care to ask why but i definitely did congratulate him from finally walking away from miss “you arent allowed to have any female contact in a world filled with them”!
Haha so the point of my story is: i just found out that my ex manager has been dating the coworker that made crazy bitch all crazy in the first place!
My reaction? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKARMAS A BITCH JUST LIKE YOU HUH!
The funnier thing is upon talking, i had found out crazy bitch had a boyfriend when she met our manager. She cheated and eventually left him for our manager. I always felt that maybe some of her insecurity came from that and of course the coworker she was jealous about but yeah….seeing him happy with that other coworker now makes me happy.
More happy to see him happy and not always so sad, watching his every step. I gained respect though because even though crazy bitch had him in check most times, he wouldnt put up with her rudeness. More respect for them both for finally realizing that shit was more broken than the us govt.
But yeah, it makes me smile big to know that if she ever finds out, knowing her, shes gonna talk all this shit but hey…
Showing no weakness is your greatest strength, right? COMEDY!
Its always a trip when i come back to tumblr. I can never understand why i stopped in the first place but i know why i always float back to it….its to write.
Its to bitch.
Its to vent.
Its to trip.
But most of all,
Its to be me.
I know ive lost some friends, both great and good because of my honest perspective and unwillingness to take a post down when asked. Its okay though, it just means we grew apart. Nothing wrong with that, our shared memories will forever be with me throughout life…especially if you touched my soul. I see them on social media suggestions and i wanna say “hi” or maybe that im sorry for not adhering to your request.
What can i say? I like to reread my shit over and over and feel those same feelings again and again. I like to know zero to a few may stumble upon one of my posts and agree with my perspective on that matter so that i know i wasnt tripping. I like how those few that do read it…just peered into my brain.
You, reader, not only get to delve into my logic as you read each personal post…but you also get a chance to understand ME better; as a person.
We may or may not agree on some things, and thats okay! The important thing is…do you notice any growth? Hopefully my posts will have at least entertained you enough that you leave this page thinking…..
“Goddamn, this bitch is crazy as fuck.”
hohohoho XD but for real though!
But pokemon is making the weebs walk, meet new people, and get vitamin d