23 • Mother • Artist • Witch
This banishment powder will send away an unwanted lover or suitor. Dust it on your body when going out or sprinkle it around your doorways and windows.
To target a specific person: Write their name on a slip of paper. Burn it to ash. Combine into the mixture.
Repeat as necessary.
She’s trying so hard not to laugh 😭
1. Yellow hijab as blonde hair
2. No voice but you hear it
3. The handle struggle
4. Hijab & Shoulders
I am shaking with laughter
we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh
My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”
my favourite genre of food that exists in almost every culture is “filling surrounded by a whole bunch of unhealthily cooked dough”
japanese gyoza? talented
indian samosas? brilliant
chinese bao? incredible
austrian knoedel? amazing
polish pierogi? showstopping
korean mandu? spectacular
italian ravioli? iconic
tibetan momo? outstanding
american fritters? killer
literally anything vaguely resembling a dumpling no matter where it comes from or what’s in it? fucking a plus
Let’s hear it for stuff stuffed with stuff!
WHOEVER BLACKMAILED NIKKIE TUTORIALS AND TRIED TO OUT HER AS TRANS CAN CHOKE AND I AM SO PROUD OF HER FOR STANDING UP TO THEM AND SPEAKING HER TRUTH ON HER OWN TERMS
it's so stupid, adhd is a dozen vaguely related neuroses in a trench coat, including such popular hits as
...and they decided to call it Trouble Sitting Still Disorder?????
My wish for 2020 is that every one of you reaches a point where you have the freedom to make your own "I'm not coming back" moment.
Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor
I would like everyone to know that vulture vomit is very stinky. It smells of rotting flesh and they use it to drive away predators
hey, at least have a picture of the American vultures doing this, not eurasian/african vultures, they are very different creatures!
Apparently vultures are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, so there is nothing ICE can do about this except politely try to shoo the birds away.
