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Howdy Friends and Family,
“Support Your Right to Arm Bears”
(The Only T-Shirt That Will Please Both Your
Animal Rights Cousin & Your NRA Uncle)
Of course we should never discuss politics with our slightly-out-of-touch relatives at the holidays. Enjoy the food and watch the game, for God’s sake. But something we can all agree on is the “Support Your Right to Arm Bears” T-Shirt. It’s in the Constitution.
The Yin and Yang of Illustrated Literature:
“The Tree” & “Cows With Guns”
If It’s Good Enough for Peter Fonda . . .
“Go Ahead, Rake My Hay”
Cow on the Easy Rider Chopper T-Shirt
I gave one of these to Peter Fonda at the Buffalo Chip Campground at the Sturgis Harley Davidson Festival. The owner of the campground told me that it was Fonda’s favorite Sturgis gift that year. Nothing conjures up the feeling of freedom more than a hard drivin’ bovine uttering slightly bent Clint Eastwood quotes.
Homeland Security, fighting terrorism since 1492
Camo Coal Train Hat
The only thing more patriotic than the American flag is, of course, camo. These beautifully fashioned caps will bring out your eyes, impress elected officials, and allow you to fit in a little easier at next summer’s vacation in Idaho. Everyone looks thinner in camo.
As we wrap up another year on this beautiful planet of ours, remember, in the end, it’s not about how many friends you have, but rather how much stuff you’ve accumulated for your relatives to have to sort through. Stay true. Keep shopping.
The Cow Tse Tongue T-Shirt
Enjoy the beautiful December, cold for the northern hemisphere, and warm for the southern,
Dana
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