beyoncescock:

i feel really stupid dating the guys i dated because now they call me when theyre drunk or high like w h y its been 3 years whats wrong with you

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

image

twitter was losing its mind and i’m genuinely surprised i haven’t seen this here so uh

enjoy Rick Astley shirting all over Morrisey

honestly frodo’s journey is so wild

vee-vee-writes:

paper-rose-doodles:

like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…

This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen

©